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For people who like to write, be creative, and have fun, this is a fun game. Basically I will start the post with a small part of a story, then you all can add to it and create a unified story. Just don't be too silly or crazy. xD

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Two dirt-dusted tees scamper across a hot desert, nervously darting their eyes all around them, gripping their pistols tightly. The one tee stops abruptly, motioning to his comrade to do the same.
"Look! To the right--a gully!"
They dash over and dive into the gully hitting the rocky bottom with two great thuds.
"UFF!"
"Shh! Be quiet! They may have followed."
Both tees cautiously lift their heads and study their surroundings.
"Looks safe."
"Yeah, looks safe."
They both exhale deeply and sprawl out against the rocks, visibly more relaxed.
"Heckuva robber you've become there, nameless tee."
"Nameless tee grins: "Thanks, nameless tee(1). Now we just have to deliver the goods.
Nameless tee takes a flag out of his pouch and looks at it: "Boy.. this sure is a good ol' red flag. I bet we can sell it to those blue tees for a real nice price!"
"Woohoo!" Yes we can, oh, yes we can!"
Nameless tee raps Nameless tee(1) on the head.
"Shh! We gotta be quiet!"
Nameless tee(1) laughs, "Oh relax! Nobody's around.. we're too good to get caught!"
"Yeah, but you gott--!"
Nameless tee freezes and grabs Nameless tee(1)'s shoulder. They both become paralyzed with fear--a shadow creeps over the gully and is moving closer.. closer..

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They are really frightened, they stop breathing to avoid every move, but the shadow grows bigger and bigger. Suddenly the shadow seems to explode. >>BOOM<<
Nameless tee and nameless tee (1) wince. The whirled up dust and smoke vanish and the shape of a huge, angry tee appear.
Nameless tee (1) whispers with a subtle sorrowful  voice to nameless tee: "T-1 through TCX-??, do you know who this is?". Nameless tee, who's name got revealed, shrugs his shoulders.
"This is the mighty god of Naim-Chain-Ching, an old Chinese god who ..."
"WHO ART THOU?" the Naim-Chain-Ching god interrupted.
"Oh dearest lord with the name no one will ever speak out aloud, I am Captain Aymen and this is ..."
"T-1 through TCX-??, I am T-1 through TCX-??"
"WHATTTT KIND OF NAME IS THIS?" the big almighty god asked.
"T-1 through TCX-?? that's a standard name, a very nice one, is not it?" T-1  through TCX-?? replied.
"NO! FROM NOW ON YOU CHOOSE A SIMPLER NAME. AND THE WHOLE TEEWORLD WILL KNOW THIS NAME"
"O-Okay. Is there any wa-way to prevent this?"
"NOOO, THERE IS NOT"
"W-well, then I will ca-call myself ..."

Antoine de Saint Exupéry: It seems that perfection is reached not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Besides -  I am the gfx guy!

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“I will call myself, 'Ted'! What could be simpler than that. And this tee with me shall be Bill!”
“Excellent!” said Bill.
“Bill and Ted, that has a nice ring to it...” the aged Ching responded, stroking his long gray beard. “But why are you two carrying your own flag! This is forbidden in our laws from ancient times...”
“I thought it was blue I swear,” Bill quivered, failing to convince even himself, while nervously fidgeting with the flag. But Ted just had a very excellent idea.
“This transgrension requires you to be punished,” the wizened sage thundered.
“Bogus!” cried Bill.
“Your decree is just, my lord Ching,” answered Ted, “but perhaps we can redeem ourselves. The way of the flag goes back to the beginning of the tees, and we grew tired and weary of it. If we can dream up a new type of game, unlike any other tee has ever played, might we go free?”
“Hmmm....” murmered the tee-god, leaning on his thousand year old hammer. “'Tis true, a tee can grow tired of our ancient ways. Perhaps, I may  not have to go ninja on your asses...”
“What greater blight in all of Teedom, master, than the afk tee?” responded Ted. “They abandon our games and uneven our teams from times immemorial! And I have found the solution to kill two tees with one grenade, for we can make a new game of idle tees, making them a lowly ball to be tugged by both sides to their flag! I call this sport “Brokeball”!
“This brilliant solution might merit your redemption, Bill & Ted, but still I shall require one thing of you! This is my decree......”

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" ... you shall go forth, young Bill and Ted, and you WILL find me a brokeball, one so perfect
that all who laid eyes upon it would think it was created by the heavens itself!

The mysterious, old Lord Ching closes his eyes and begins to tremble. His body grows in stature
and strength, a nightmarish aura begins to envelop him. Darkness fills the desert sky. The world
falls silent. His eyes open in a flash--crimson red--fixing their gaze on Bill and Ted as they
cower in fear, "And if it were not so ... then I will put your lives through such hellish
suffering that only a god could comprehend the pain that you will feel!"

The shadowy monster returns to his original form: an old wizened sage with serene blue eyes,
leaning on an ancient hammer. Sunlight begins to illuminate the desert and sound returns once more.

Bill and Ted, raise themselves from the ground, staring at each other in disbelief.
"Dude! Where will we ever find such a most glorious brokeball?"

The mysterious old sage smiles, "Bill, .. Ted, .. you are about to embark on a most excellent
adventure.. and I shall be your guide."

Old Lord Ching raises his hand and concentrates. The air around his hand starts to bend errtically, whirling into different colors and forms. Slowly the form becomes stable and the colors start to set--a map falls to the ground. Old Lord Chings lifts his hammer, flips it, and points the staff-end to a certain part of the map.

"Listen carefully, young Bill and Ted. The first part of your journey begins ... "