Topic: [Tut] How to write the plural version of the word "foot".
A FOOT usually looks like this. The foot of the tee is the thing attached to the ball-looking body. But is that all? Isnt there anything else? Cann not be.
And yes, If you look BEHIND the tee-body, you will find another FEET, of course is a bit hidden and rly hard to find, bu if you look closer you can figure itout.
So there we are: we have 2 feets. What now? Kinda doesnt sound right. Wanna know why? In the 20th century the scientists began to create an ultimative word, a word, that could be used to summon the 2 feets and make them to one. This word is FEET. Take a closer look at it. It is nearly the same as foot, only with "e"'s on the place of "o"'s.
/Quote @mr nap: "OMFG TOOO CAMPLIKATEDZZ!!1111oneeleven1" And I agree. The new word wasnt really popular, as it isnt now. Some people found it too hard to remember and went back to "2 feets". Or "feedz" as they began to call them. Some found the word too difficult to pronounce and went back to "2 feets". Some others, some polite and law binding citizens acted 'ol style and invented many different variations of the not infamous word "feet". This would be p.ex. "feeds" "foats" and maybe even "fists". ( If you want you can request me to write an article about "fists" too.)
And these modern and "in" or "cool" variations are the things which nowadays got viral and are spreaded over the internet. Every single page is affected, even TEEWORLDS. We here got a certain problem with these people: we are nerds, that means: we spell the words the way they should be spelled. Pretty unmodern and boring. But what will you do?
There is nothing we can do, echept telling the "cool" germanz to "improve their fucking english skillz and stop spreading this dumbshit over our forum pursuading other clueless people to re-play the same gay action". But there must be a solution, a kinda kompromise everyone would be happy with!!
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But there is none.
Sincerelly, The Messenger.
/sticky.
