[QUESTION] What is a tee? (Page 3 of 4)

Exactly. That crater was the result of teetow throwing enough hammers for everyone onto the teeworld.

You should also list the devs as gods and remove the fact that they invented the hammer.

... Ok...
In the begging, two demigods, matricks and teetow, found two brothers, see and seeplusplus, that have created universes. The demigods asked the brothers to teach them the art of universe creation, and they did. With that knowledge, the demigods created an ever-expanding universe that was named the teeworld. Because it was ever-expanding, sections were created with varying terrain and backgrounds. But the world was boring and empty, so they created tees. These were round balls with no feet or hands. The tees were quite happy to roll around for a time, but then got bored. Then, the demigods gave them, feet, hands, and taught them how to jump. But, some maps could not be scaled with these basic tools. So the demigods gave the tees a hook and taught them how to jump in the air. Mobility was greatly increased, and as each sector of the teeworld had its own laws, the hook length and the speed of the tees were changed to extraordinary values. But the tees, again, became bored. So teetow threw a huge amount of hammers onto the teeworld, enough for everyone. So the tees ran around swinging, jumping, and hitting each other with the hammers. And when the tees found out why it hurts (something hits something), a tee designed the gun. Now enemies would not need to be right near you to get hurt. After this came the shotgun, which fired a spread of bullets. Now the enemy could be in a variety of places. After experimenting with gunpowder, the grenade was made. These bullets exploded on contact. Finally, the tees wanted to hit an enemy instantaneously, so they invented the rifle. It shot a high-speed current of photons that rammed into the tee and dealed a great amount of damage. Finally, a group of people known as 'modders' arose. They changed how the teeworld worked, often with incredible results. Mods such as "instagib", where one hit is one kill, and "classmod", where tees had weapons depending on their class, sprang up around the teeworld. Finally, matricks slammed an incredible amount of katanas into the teeworld. These swords were self-sharpening, and pieces of metal fell off them perpetually. When everyone ran around with katanas, though, the demigods made it only available for a short amount of time. Of course, the modders changed this, as they are wont to do. In the center of the teeworld, there was a great, ever-expanding building, called the teeworlds forum. Here, the tees could talk about anything, and after several brawls, fight only with words. When the number of tees began to rise, they created clans, groups of tees that fight or ally against or with other clans. The tees had great fun with this, and made their own sectors for their clans. And that is the teeworld that we know today.

There were two other brothers, CSS and HTML, which were discovered by some clans. They used these to create moons around Teeworld that they called clansites. Here, the clans could conspire and recruit new members.

Nah...

I would prefer some uncertain facts to a complete story

@qwerty yep, I've a link to the first post in my signature at ubuntuusers.de

tees cant be animals cause they're virtual

OK now good but lets write now all so everybody who wants to make a part better has to copy(strg c strg v)  everything else and write the part, that he or she want to make better in the story so there are no more this  ******ing little pieces of  text...

so my ( okok its very short ) story:

...were two  goods , a wife and her husband , they had three  children, matrix, teewow and lappi (??im not sure if its the right name) . The oldest of them, teetow was very wise. He could make the best elexires in the world and he was a great genetiksciensist , so his superplants vere super beautiful. but one time, matrix, the strongest and largest of them played football and he threw the ball on a tree. so leafs of the tree felt in teetows experiment. At the same time , lappi, the sillyest of the three brothers was playing golf and a ball of him felt in the experimant too. Teetow was sleeping in this time and so the two other brothers went away ...
in the night,  some of the golfballs lived and they bacame strong , very strong!!"!
Teetow thought, the "tees" (he called them so)  they are nice so he made an earth and put them on it. but when matrix see that, he was very angry ant threw thousands of hammers  on the world of the tees. 99,99999999 % of the tees died , but 14 tees alived. They  vere very angry  and so they wanted to kill the three gods. they used the hammers , but the hammers just worked to kill lappi. To kill the other gods they need better wepons,  and so, the tee-population is searching for better wepons all time , but they nerver could cill matrix and teetow. to become better, they train all time agains other tees.Now the enemy could be in a variety of places. After experimenting with gunpowder, the grenade was made. These bullets exploded on contact. Finally, the tees wanted to hit an enemy instantaneously, so they invented the rifle. It shot a high-speed current of photons that rammed into the tee and dealed a great amount of damage. Finally, a group of people known as 'modders' arose. They changed how the teeworld worked, often with incredible results. Mods such as "instagib", where one hit is one kill, and "classmod", where tees had weapons depending on their class, sprang up around the teeworld. Finally, matricks slammed an incredible amount of katanas into the teeworld. These swords were self-sharpening, and pieces of metal fell off them perpetually. When everyone ran around with katanas, though, the demigods made it only available for a short amount of time. Of course, the modders changed this, as they are wont to do. In the center of the teeworld, there was a great, ever-expanding building, called the teeworlds forum. Here, the tees could talk about anything, and after several brawls, fight only with words. When the number of tees began to rise, they created clans, groups of tees that fight or ally against or with other clans. The tees had great fun with this, and made their own sectors for their clans. And that is the teeworld that we know today.

ok 1: sry for my bad english, im german
      2: sry for my bad storry , can someone else write it good??? PLZ!!!#
       3: oh m,y god did you read that all???

Don't poke the bear.

- http://www.thefreedictionary.com/poke

Wut?

Cheche, its nice i will translate it and publish on my TeeWorlds CZ fansite. Link will be here too, of course