[QUESTION] What is a tee? (Page 2 of 4)

Jon wrote:

Many millions of years ago, the teesaurus roamed the Earth. Everything was fine, until aliens from another universe came down. Matricks, and Teetow, as they were known, were testing their genetic mutation techniques. They had little experience with carbon-based life-forms, but they managed to create a semi-intelligent creature with some dexterity. These new animals were dubbed "tees" after their primitive ancestors. To keep the tees under control, the aliens gave their creations integer levels of health so that they could be killed in minutes. And for a few million years, the Earth was fine. But then a few tees came up with a bold and revolutionary idea: clans. There were several clans: Lazor, ThePuma, GT, and SKT, and many smaller ones. For a while, relatively little went on between them. But eventually, the clans grew so large that they were taking each other's members. Tensions began to arise, but, alas, the tees could do nothing, for they had no weapons. But one day, a young tee named Lappi approached the two aliens with a proposal. He said that, if the aliens gave them some basic weapons - the hammer, the pistol, the shotgun, the grenade, and the laser - he would make arenas for the clans to fight in. With this new system, the ever-growing clans could finally show each other who was best. Soon the clans developed military organizations: some had squadrons, some co-leaders, some even had hackers to disrupt the natural order. But all was not well. The so called maps - arenas that the tees could fight in - were getting bigger and bigger. Soon, even Lappi couldn't climb their summits. The aliens, who were entertained by the fighting, were annoyed by this obstacle, and quickly made a set of default arenas that any tee could run through. However, this was not enough, for the tees were attracted to new arenas. Matricks and Teetow decided to create a permanent solution to the height problem. They hired a few other aliens from a nearby planet to help them work on a master weapon: the hook. This new device could latch on to almost any wall and propel a tee upward. After that, fighting became popular. Many tees participated - pros and noobs - and clans were never more successful. The aliens watched this in amusement, but eventually they were bored with the whole thing. To spice up the game, they added a bind feature, which would forever change the world...

If the devs see that...

huh^^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teewars

Tees actually lived in great quantities all over the earth 65 million years ago. Their skeletal anatomy was made out of Cartilage,  so there are no proofable remains today. The tees primary and only source of food was dinosour eggs. Their anatomy, which is close to a sphere, was a obviously optimized to diggest eggs. When hungry they could even gulp an egg almost of their own size. After the tees became too successful and their numbers became far too high, the dinosours became extinct. After the dinosours death the tees had to face their own exinction too. However still some false interpretations of a comet destroying dinosours still prevails the truth about the dominance of the tees, which obviously makes much more sense also than a comet hitting on every dinosours head.