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Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

Jon wrote:

Many millions of years ago, the teesaurus roamed the Earth. Everything was fine, until aliens from another universe came down. Matricks, and Teetow, as they were known, were testing their genetic mutation techniques. They had little experience with carbon-based life-forms, but they managed to create a semi-intelligent creature with some dexterity. These new animals were dubbed "tees" after their primitive ancestors. To keep the tees under control, the aliens gave their creations integer levels of health so that they could be killed in minutes. And for a few million years, the Earth was fine. But then a few tees came up with a bold and revolutionary idea: clans. There were several clans: Lazor, ThePuma, GT, and SKT, and many smaller ones. For a while, relatively little went on between them. But eventually, the clans grew so large that they were taking each other's members. Tensions began to arise, but, alas, the tees could do nothing, for they had no weapons. But one day, a young tee named Lappi approached the two aliens with a proposal. He said that, if the aliens gave them some basic weapons - the hammer, the pistol, the shotgun, the grenade, and the laser - he would make arenas for the clans to fight in. With this new system, the ever-growing clans could finally show each other who was best. Soon the clans developed military organizations: some had squadrons, some co-leaders, some even had hackers to disrupt the natural order. But all was not well. The so called maps - arenas that the tees could fight in - were getting bigger and bigger. Soon, even Lappi couldn't climb their summits. The aliens, who were entertained by the fighting, were annoyed by this obstacle, and quickly made a set of default arenas that any tee could run through. However, this was not enough, for the tees were attracted to new arenas. Matricks and Teetow decided to create a permanent solution to the height problem. They hired a few other aliens from a nearby planet to help them work on a master weapon: the hook. This new device could latch on to almost any wall and propel a tee upward. After that, fighting became popular. Many tees participated - pros and noobs - and clans were never more successful. The aliens watched this in amusement, but eventually they were bored with the whole thing. To spice up the game, they added a bind feature, which would forever change the world...

If the devs see that...

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qwerty800 wrote:
Jon wrote:

Many millions of years ago, the teesaurus roamed the Earth. Everything was fine, until aliens from another universe came down. Matricks, and Teetow, as they were known, were testing their genetic mutation techniques. They had little experience with carbon-based life-forms, but they managed to create a semi-intelligent creature with some dexterity. These new animals were dubbed "tees" after their primitive ancestors. To keep the tees under control, the aliens gave their creations integer levels of health so that they could be killed in minutes. And for a few million years, the Earth was fine. But then a few tees came up with a bold and revolutionary idea: clans. There were several clans: Lazor, ThePuma, GT, and SKT, and many smaller ones. For a while, relatively little went on between them. But eventually, the clans grew so large that they were taking each other's members. Tensions began to arise, but, alas, the tees could do nothing, for they had no weapons. But one day, a young tee named Lappi approached the two aliens with a proposal. He said that, if the aliens gave them some basic weapons - the hammer, the pistol, the shotgun, the grenade, and the laser - he would make arenas for the clans to fight in. With this new system, the ever-growing clans could finally show each other who was best. Soon the clans developed military organizations: some had squadrons, some co-leaders, some even had hackers to disrupt the natural order. But all was not well. The so called maps - arenas that the tees could fight in - were getting bigger and bigger. Soon, even Lappi couldn't climb their summits. The aliens, who were entertained by the fighting, were annoyed by this obstacle, and quickly made a set of default arenas that any tee could run through. However, this was not enough, for the tees were attracted to new arenas. Matricks and Teetow decided to create a permanent solution to the height problem. They hired a few other aliens from a nearby planet to help them work on a master weapon: the hook. This new device could latch on to almost any wall and propel a tee upward. After that, fighting became popular. Many tees participated - pros and noobs - and clans were never more successful. The aliens watched this in amusement, but eventually they were bored with the whole thing. To spice up the game, they added a bind feature, which would forever change the world...

If the devs see that...

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Jon wrote:

(...) There were several clans: Lazor, ThePuma, GT, and SKT, and many smaller ones.(...)

Lazor at first area lol tat was clear big_smile

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Why Lappi? He didn't ask for new weapons.

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30 (edited by 0³7 2008-06-20 13:20:58)

Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

okay lets come to the:
http://www.bildhoster.de/uploads/20.06.2008_14:02:48_game.png
big_smile
(edit: we need a wikipedia page lol )

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lol, Best pic ever, and as for the Story, only 1 thing can describe it: EPIC

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I'm pretty sure a tee contains paint instead of gases...

Part from that, I believe the anatomy-chart is accurate smile

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lol very nice pic!
btw: where does the hook come out?

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The hook is a gun <.<

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roanoke is right i think big_smile

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Excellent image of the anatomy of tees, and you're right 0³7 we need a page on Wikipedia or in the frikipedia. wink

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Wikia

I need to figure out something to put here.

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Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

huh^^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teewars

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Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

Platon, a philosopher of ancient Greece, once came to a brilliant conclusion. This conclusion explains many things, and incidentally, one of those things is the origin of tees.

The conclusion was that our world is merely a reflection of a more raw world, the idea world. Reflections of ideas combine in different patterns to create a myriad of worlds of which ours is merely one of many. Fairy tales are just as real as us, for they too are reflections from the idea world, which is the only truly real world.

Our world is a fairly complex one. This isn´t neccessairly a good thing. As many people often realise, the best ideas are simple, and our world´s complexity therefore makes a lot of brilliant ideas very hard to get reflected. This is why we havn´t seen tees in earth´s wildlife, tees are just a far too simple idea for this world.

Tees don´t have anatomy. They are far too close to being just the idea for that kind of complexity. Nevertheless, tees have always existed - in the idea world. We´ve only just recently come in contact with them because computers provide a simple enough environment for them to be reflected.

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Of course, the tee can reproduce themselves but they die before to reach sexual maturity.
So, when a tee die, a complex time & reality glich make him respawn form somewhere else.

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omg xD
but it doesn´t exist in all languages big_smile

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They don't need to reproduce. New ones fall from the sky, usually called 'nameless tee'

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I rlly hope this topic will become sticky.

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44 (edited by Captain AMN 2008-06-23 12:51:23)

Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

Hope so too..

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45 (edited by catpaw 2008-06-23 15:05:37)

Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

Tees actually lived in great quantities all over the earth 65 million years ago. Their skeletal anatomy was made out of Cartilage,  so there are no proofable remains today. The tees primary and only source of food was dinosour eggs. Their anatomy, which is close to a sphere, was a obviously optimized to diggest eggs. When hungry they could even gulp an egg almost of their own size. After the tees became too successful and their numbers became far too high, the dinosours became extinct. After the dinosours death the tees had to face their own exinction too. However still some false interpretations of a comet destroying dinosours still prevails the truth about the dominance of the tees, which obviously makes much more sense also than a comet hitting on every dinosours head.

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catpaw wrote:

Tees actually lived in great quantities all over the earth 65 million years ago. Their skeletal anatomy was made out of Cartilage,  so there are no proofable remains today. The tees primary and only source of food was dinosour eggs. Their anatomy, which is close to a sphere, was a obviously optimized to diggest eggs. When hungry they could even gulp an egg almost of their own size. After the tees became too successful and their numbers became far too high, the dinosours became extinct. After the dinosours death the tees had to face their own exinction too. However still some false interpretations of a comet destroying dinosours still prevails the truth about the dominance of the tees, which obviously makes much more sense also than a comet hitting on every dinosours head.

They would still be able to dig up cartilaginous fossils. hmm

I need to figure out something to put here.

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Anatomy
Tees have DNA on their outer membrane so they are coated in deoxyribose and phospholipids. This means that whenever they are shot, their genetic makeup is changed, lowering their longevity. This was one of the creations of the aliens that landed on the Earth. Another thing Matricks and Teetow added was an implant inside the tee's hand. This implant had a coiled up hook inside it, reducing the need for a heavy gun. Everything else about a tee is realtively standard, except for their gastrointestinal system which is located on one foot.

I need to figure out something to put here.

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Re: [QUESTION] What is a tee?

Jon wrote:

They would still be able to dig up cartilaginous fossils. hmm

Nah, the unusual high dosis of aerators made the cartilage from tees go away far more quickly than from other lifeforms.

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catpaw wrote:

Tees actually lived in great quantities all over the earth 65 million years ago. Their skeletal anatomy was made out of Cartilage,  so there are no proofable remains today. The tees primary and only source of food was dinosour eggs. Their anatomy, which is close to a sphere, was a obviously optimized to diggest eggs. When hungry they could even gulp an egg almost of their own size. After the tees became too successful and their numbers became far too high, the dinosours became extinct. After the dinosours death the tees had to face their own exinction too. However still some false interpretations of a comet destroying dinosours still prevails the truth about the dominance of the tees, which obviously makes much more sense also than a comet hitting on every dinosours head.

Updated: Look on the first post

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Ok, I have a solution to the GOD paradox:

The tees have a two-faced god named "Matricks & Teetow" but we usually say "Matricks", "Teetow" or "The Devs"

Matricks created the Teeworlds but the tees had nothing to do. So Teetow came and trowed a hammer on the earth.

...

That's all for now

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