[QUESTION] What is a tee? (Page 1 of 4)

I created this topic hoping it will become sticky.
It's how do I imagine the tees. Will it become official?

Tee:

Biologically:
The tees are a barbarian race based on silicium.
A DNA analysis proved they issued from golf balls, who hypothetically muted because of the water pollution.
Of course, the tee can reproduce themselves but they die before to reach sexual maturity.
So, when a tee die, a complex time & reality glich make him respawn form somewhere else.

Historically:
Their wonderfulest and only "invention" (If only we can say they invented it) is the hammer.
With this basic but how strong weapon, they annihilated plenty of other species and stole their technologies.
Their lack of intelligence don't allow em to reproduce the ammunition for the stolen weapons. However, their body produce a phenomenal quantity of phosphor, which they use as minigun ammunition.
They can still find ammo for advanced weapons on the ground.

Theologically:
The tees have a two-faced god named "Matricks & Teetow" but we usually say "Matricks", "Teetow" or "The Devs" or even some time "Teetrix"

Matricks created the Teeworlds but the tees had nothing to do. So Teetow came and trowed tons of hammers on the the earth. Of course, 73% of the tee population died but we can say it's a good sacrifice, isn't?

As a community:
The tees don't have a very developed language.
It still allow them to communicate.
They sometimes allies themselves to make a team or, even sometimes, a "clan" who would be a kind of tribe.

Controversy:
Tees actually lived in great quantities all over the earth 65 million years ago. Their skeletal anatomy was made out of Cartilage,  so there are no proofable remains today. The tees primary and only source of food was dinosour eggs. Their anatomy, which is close to a sphere, was a obviously optimized to diggest eggs. When hungry they could even gulp an egg almost of their own size. After the tees became too successful and their numbers became far too high, the dinosours became extinct. After the dinosours death the tees had to face their own exinction too. However still some false interpretations of a comet destroying dinosours still prevails the truth about the dominance of the tees, which obviously makes much more sense also than a comet hitting on every dinosours head.

Thanks for feedbacks.
I will do more later.
Ideas are welcomes.

Thanks to:
Catpaw for the "controversy" part;
lol for the "mutants golf balls" idea